15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
OH MY LORD
I CAN’T EVEN
HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS
i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is
i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like 'what the fuck was that' but then you’ll just hear a horrified french gasp in the back of the room like “mATHIEU”
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
Asexual = Person who can’t/doesn’t feel sexual attraction for any gender.
I need to prove my parents that I’m not weird or something.
((magic anon over!))